if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy
(Source: portablemiah, via rosemoriarty1895)
it’s like beyonce doesn’t have competition
she has opening acts
i’m angry at every girl that’s prettier than i am
Wow. what’s it like not to be angry at anyone?
this was nice aw i like you